Sister Talk

Posted By: Ashley

I have really random and very silly conversations with my sister. It's been so much fun having her here because we've been laughing pretty much nonstop. I thought it would be funny to give our readers an idea of just how crazy our "normal" conversations are...

Me: "...And that's why I don't ever drink grape soda."

Jessica: "Tracie Ellis Ross is so beautiful. I love her style and her big eyes."

Me: "I don't think she's that pretty actually, her eyes are huge."

Jessica: "Do I have a lazy eye?"

Me: "No."

Jessica: "No, look...I think one is bigger than the other. Well, maybe just my eyelid is bigger."

Me: "Actually yeah, one eyelid is bigger. It kinda looks like you have a mosquito bite or something."

Jessica: "What?!"

Me: "Or a bee sting and its just a little swollen."

Jessica: "Are you saying I look like Quazimodo?"

Me: "Just a little."

Jessica: "Mom never told me."

Hahahahahahaha. Do you and your siblings or friends have conversations that only make sense to you?